Saturday Stories - The Gun Owner Responsibility Act

 So, over the last few months the gun selling business has gotten stupid. 

I've decided that I am going to submit to Congress a new firearms act. The clauses and tenets to be listed below:

• The '34 NFA is hereby ammended to remove the classifications of SBS, SBR, Silencer, and AOW. The registration tax on new machine guns is set at $5 and a tax stamp to be issued via NICS check. 
• The Hughes Amendment is hereby stricken from the '86 FOPA.
• Any and all executive orders on imports are hereby lifted with the exception of those listed therein
• The '68 GCA is amended to replace the point system of imports with imports banned by manufacture
• All Turkish imports, of anything, are hereby banned
• Strike Industries is hereby banned
• Novelty lowers are hereby banned
• Palmetto State, Bear Creek Arsenal, Spikes Tactical, and Radical Firearms are hereby banned
• Magazine fed shotguns are hereby declared Destructive Devices and banned from import
• Domestically produced magazine fed shotguns are hereby banned 
• Any persons buying a Colt product are hereby required to submit proof of use within three months of purchase
• Big bore Glocks are banned
• Anyone requesting a "9mm Major" Glock must show membership in the USPSA 
• Any persons wishing to buy a "sniper rifle" must show proof of graduation from the USAMU Sniper School, Fort Benning, GA
• Use of the term "SMG" to refer to anything other a fully automatic pistol caliber weapon will result in a 10 year jail sentence and a $10000 fine
• Bullpup shotguns other than the High Standard and Mossberg 500 are hereby banned
• AR-15 pattern rifles will only be manufactured in .223 Rem, 5.56 NATO, .300 AAC BLK, or 6.8 SPC
• All variations of the Springfield XD pistol are hereby banned from import
• The Taurus Judge, S&W Governor, and any shot shell firing revolver are hereby declared illegal and subject to confiscation
• The NFATCA is hereby banned. Speculating on registered machine guns is now illegal
• Buying firearms as "investment" pieces is hereby listed as dealing without a license, and subject to any and all criminal penalties
• The CMP will limit the sell of Garand rifles to one per household per year. Anyone selling a CMP M1 Garand for profit will be deported to Canada