Saturday, December 4, 2021

Saturday Stories - The Gun Owner Responsibility Act

 So, over the last few months the gun selling business has gotten stupid. 

I've decided that I am going to submit to Congress a new firearms act. The clauses and tenets to be listed below:

  • The '34 NFA is hereby ammended to remove the classifications of SBS, SBR, Silencer, and AOW. The registration tax on new machine guns is set at $5 and a tax stamp to be issued via NICS check. 
  • The Hughes Amendment is hereby stricken from the '86 FOPA.
  • Any and all executive orders on imports are hereby lifted with the exception of those listed therein
  • The '68 GCA is amended to replace the point system of imports with imports banned by manufacture
  • All Turkish imports, of anything, are hereby banned
  • Strike Industries is hereby banned
  • Novelty lowers are hereby banned
  • Palmetto State, Bear Creek Arsenal, Spikes Tactical, and Radical Firearms are hereby banned
  • Magazine fed shotguns are hereby declared Destructive Devices and banned from import
  • Domestically produced magazine fed shotguns are hereby banned 
  • Any persons buying a Colt product are hereby required to submit proof of use within three months of purchase
  • Big bore Glocks are banned
  • Anyone requesting a "9mm Major" Glock must show membership in the USPSA 
  • Any persons wishing to buy a "sniper rifle" must show proof of graduation from the USAMU Sniper School, Fort Benning, GA
  • Use of the term "SMG" to refer to anything other a fully automatic pistol caliber weapon will result in a 10 year jail sentence and a $10000 fine
  • Bullpup shotguns other than the High Standard and Mossberg 500 are hereby banned
  • AR-15 pattern rifles will only be manufactured in .223 Rem, 5.56 NATO, .300 AAC BLK, or 6.8 SPC
  • All variations of the Springfield XD pistol are hereby banned from import
  • The Taurus Judge, S&W Governor, and any shot shell firing revolver are hereby declared illegal and subject to confiscation
  • The NFATCA is hereby banned. Speculating on registered machine guns is now illegal
  • Buying firearms as "investment" pieces is hereby listed as dealing without a license, and subject to any and all criminal penalties
  • The CMP will limit the sell of Garand rifles to one per household per year. Anyone selling a CMP M1 Garand for profit will be deported to Canada

Trading Places Tuesday

 So, I went did a thing.  I swear in with the County Sheriff's Office next Monday. I'm tired of being muzzled, talked down to, and a...