Saturday, December 4, 2021

Saturday Stories - The Gun Owner Responsibility Act

 So, over the last few months the gun selling business has gotten stupid. 

I've decided that I am going to submit to Congress a new firearms act. The clauses and tenets to be listed below:

  • The '34 NFA is hereby ammended to remove the classifications of SBS, SBR, Silencer, and AOW. The registration tax on new machine guns is set at $5 and a tax stamp to be issued via NICS check. 
  • The Hughes Amendment is hereby stricken from the '86 FOPA.
  • Any and all executive orders on imports are hereby lifted with the exception of those listed therein
  • The '68 GCA is amended to replace the point system of imports with imports banned by manufacture
  • All Turkish imports, of anything, are hereby banned
  • Strike Industries is hereby banned
  • Novelty lowers are hereby banned
  • Palmetto State, Bear Creek Arsenal, Spikes Tactical, and Radical Firearms are hereby banned
  • Magazine fed shotguns are hereby declared Destructive Devices and banned from import
  • Domestically produced magazine fed shotguns are hereby banned 
  • Any persons buying a Colt product are hereby required to submit proof of use within three months of purchase
  • Big bore Glocks are banned
  • Anyone requesting a "9mm Major" Glock must show membership in the USPSA 
  • Any persons wishing to buy a "sniper rifle" must show proof of graduation from the USAMU Sniper School, Fort Benning, GA
  • Use of the term "SMG" to refer to anything other a fully automatic pistol caliber weapon will result in a 10 year jail sentence and a $10000 fine
  • Bullpup shotguns other than the High Standard and Mossberg 500 are hereby banned
  • AR-15 pattern rifles will only be manufactured in .223 Rem, 5.56 NATO, .300 AAC BLK, or 6.8 SPC
  • All variations of the Springfield XD pistol are hereby banned from import
  • The Taurus Judge, S&W Governor, and any shot shell firing revolver are hereby declared illegal and subject to confiscation
  • The NFATCA is hereby banned. Speculating on registered machine guns is now illegal
  • Buying firearms as "investment" pieces is hereby listed as dealing without a license, and subject to any and all criminal penalties
  • The CMP will limit the sell of Garand rifles to one per household per year. Anyone selling a CMP M1 Garand for profit will be deported to Canada


  1. Hey Mack;

    Good to hear from you, and I can tell that you thought long and hard on this, and I agree with the last one especially.

    1. Just wanting to rid the world of dumb stuff I see everyday

  2. I agree with you on the first three, but everything after is dubious at best or otherwise just down right stupid.

    I'll not trade one overbearing bureaucrat enforcing nonsensical rules for another.

    People spending their own money on stupidity doesn't harm me or you.

    Also, I don't get why you want to ban all repeating shotguns. Do you have some weird affection for single and double barrel shotguns?

    1. I should have said detachable magazine fed shotguns.

      And yes I hate them.

  3. Except for the first four points, you know that the Jihad Squad, Pelosi, and Schumer rhymes with Tumor will be with you whole heartedly.

    1. If you ever want your absolutist view point of the 2A challenged, spend a weekend as the RSO at a large indoor range in a suburb of a major city

  4. 80% in agreement. I have a tough time justifying a ban on any weapon regardless of origin or manufacturer. Even if they are just outright dumb. I'm just an equal opportunity enthusiast.


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