Monday Musings

• Trying to pronounce the manufacture of an Italian import gun reminds me of how deprived I was as a child in regards to language education.
• Seriously, after I said it I felt like I needed to ask my waiter "If I could have glass of the house red. Oh, and put a fresh stick in the cheese grater before you bring it out. You'll need it."
• That being said, in sixty days, I may have a nice Italian shotgun to go with my Beretta and Benelli.
• I laid on hands on one of the SIG P320-M17 Commemorative pistols the other day. The dudes in New Hampshire are probably popping the cork on champagne. 
• Seriously, I can get a P320 in the same configuration for about a third of the price. 
• The MHS is still a point of contention with me. I got so worked up about it the other night that I started spouting Stacey Abrams talking points about how to spend tax dollars. 
• Speaking of politicians, the fact that as a non complying gun owner I should be subject to a nuclear attack actually makes me feel good. Fear me that much. It's fine. Why we have the 2nd.